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#BecauseImBatman #NailedIt

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Let’s go baseball! Bunt it out of the pahk! #NailedIt #RedSox (at Fenway Park)

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nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via vajoochie)

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tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

(via vajoochie)

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hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

(via violets-and-internet)

Source: hartbigcanon
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Ha! #Fact #NailedIt #ICantEven #AmIRight #matthasnofriends

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#IceBucketChallenge in this bitch. #NailedIt #NoShame

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People don’t like my outlook on life because I don’t allow it to be poetic enough. Why should I? It’s my life. I beat to my own drum and I follow the rhythm from there…or next week…actually, when I just get around to it. There’s always tomorrow. Am I right?

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#ICantEven #RedSox #NoShame